I kinda like Job’s sass. “Do you think I don’t know everything your telling me? Do you think I haven’t heard it all my entire life? I could have given all your arguments for you! But just listen to me! I’m telling you, I don’t deserve this!”
Then his last friend pipes up a pretty emphatic “but for real, we know you do.”
I seriously hope this is an allegory, because who needs friends like these? For a lot of us, though, we find ourselves at least once or twice in our lives with no one better to help us through.
Just… be a better friend. Seriously. Care about folks better.